I made my friend a card for her birthday…
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
For the horse lovers:) Splash by Tony Bryd
This horse is both utterly spectacular and also really 80’s.
We were at my grandparents’ house for Easter today, and my brother brought along the Nintendo Wii for our cousins to play
Only he forgot the sensor bar :T the thing that makes the wii-motes work and junk
Then he remembered this crazy myth he heard basically said if you light two candles, they act as a sensor bar.
I DON’T KNOW HOW
BUT IT TURNS OUT IT FUCKING WORKS.
So if you ever lose or break the sensor bar, and don’t mind your TV looking like an offering to Satan, I recommend candles :I
I’ll remember that for the next time my sensor bar stuffs up…
This also works with flashlights, in case you don’t have any candles handy. c:
The “sensor” bar doesn’t actually have any sensors. The sensors are in the Wii-mote. The sensor bar is actually just a line of infrared LEDs that an IR camera in the Wii-mote can see, which means you can substitute other IR sources, like candles and flashlights.
Science, hail Satan.
i bet something like this is going to happen
I dreamed I was an undercover death eater spying on Voldemort and for some reason Voldemort needed a disguise as a dementor, so he drank some potion that would show him exactly how it is to be a dementor
So he shat his pants. Voldemort shat his pants. Because apparently shitting your pants is what it’s like to be a dementor
I had to drink the potion as well out of solidarity and then I shat my pants. I said ‘wow this is really gross’ and Voldemort gave me a sympathetic nod
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch